ules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Alexandra-
A girls name coming from Alexander, meaning 'Defender of Mandkind'. Possible nick names could be Aly, Lexy, Lexi, Alex, A, Xandra, ect.
Alexandra is a sweet girl.
2.) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
3.) One of your friends?
Kaitlin-
Another form of "Caitlin", "Catelyn", "Catelynn", "Catelynne", "Caitlyn", "Caitlynn", "Caitlyne", "Caitlynne", "Kaitlyn", "Kaitlyn", "Kaitlynn", "Kaitlyne", "Katelyn", Katelynn", "Katelyne", "Katlin", "Katelyn", "Katherine", "Catherine", "Katheleen", "Katrina", "Catheleen", "Catrina", "Katerina", "Caterina", etc. Currently meaning "Pure", originating from "Hecate", the Goddess associated with witchcraft, demons, and the underworld.
"Kaitlin is my sister-in-law's name."
4.) What should you be doing?
Studying-
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5.) Favorite color?
red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
6.) Birthplace?
Pennsylvania
Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.
Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse.
Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.
7.) Month of your birth?
December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Sister Ariel-
A super hot and sexy girl.
Wow that girl is such a ariel
your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.
stevi is like my big sister, i love her and always will.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Mountain-
An overly large girl
Boy, isn't Janvier a mountain